Kinky Pals Adult Entertainment News May Archive

If you simply too your shirt or your pants off, that would hardly be stripping.

So, in Sarasota County, Florida, it seems that strippers will no longer be strippers... as they'll need to stay covered with g-strings and nipple pasties!

However, the patrons will be able to drink, and maybe in the end a drunk can't tell the difference between nipples and pasties or g-strings or not.

Strippers must at least wear a G-string.

Now I read an article on law.com, Winging It: GC for Hooters Franchisee Leads Lobbying, Legal Team, about they various legal efforts to open establishments.

The article says,

"A lot of people believe we are adult entertainment when we are not."

Now, since a large focus on the article is about Hooter's obtaining a liquor license... I just wonder who they believe will be buying the beer? 8 year olds? Ah, gee, I guess the minimum drinking age is 21, so that means that it will be ADULTS!

Now, on to the next possible phase of "adult entertainment" the drooling over the big boobs and jiggly tits of their waitresses. The article says:

Among customers, Gessner admits, the uniforms may create a "sexually charged" atmosphere.

Now, it would seem to be that the objective of any adult entertainment business is to do just that... create a sexually charged atmosphere... and then the good establishments will offer a method of release as well!

So, it seems that Hooters is in fact a very poor excuse for "adult entertainment" they may just get you drunk, sexually charged up and send you on your way.

I guess they have the perfect formula for a brothel except their missing the last (and most important) step. I'll leave that to your imagination!

When bingo was recategorized from family to adult entertainment, a chain was broken in the bingo rite of passage, youngsters no longer started progressing through the bingo ranks, and the bingo halls have steadily become dominated by seniors.

The article in the Pincher Creek Echo has noted how Bingo attendance and revenue for the non-profit groups it has supported has been steadily declining with various changes.. first no-smoking in the bingo hall, second minimum age to play 18 years old, and finally its reclassification as adult entertainment.

Now, my recommendation to get Bingo and the revenue back on track in Canada, now that it's classified as adult entertainment... make it adult entertainment for real! Rather than cash prizes they could offer strip bingo, lap dances and certificates for brothels! The ideas are almost endless and sure to bring the interest and revenue back to Bingo.

Germany has a whole different outlook on things, where they've embraced the look and touch aspects of adult entertainment. It would be wise for these "lawmakers" to read up on Germany... and then take a trip!

This Wikipedia article detailing Prostitution in Germany should be required reading!

The lawmakers might learn that "the city of Cologne in 2001 created a special area for tolerated street prostitution" and even more importantly, "A positive scientific evaluation was published in 2004."

Some of the topics covered include:

• Prostitution for the procurement of narcotics
• Street prostitution
• Eros centers
• Escort services
• Bars.
• Apartment prostitution
• Partytreffs and Pauschalclubs
• FKK clubs or Sauna clubs
• Sexual services for the disabled
• Male prostitutes
• Legal situation
• History
• Football World Cup 2006
• High profile crimes and scandals
• Trafficking in women