Kinky Pals Adult Entertainment News May Archive

Most notably, or most in contrast is that Penthouse now owns both bigchurch.com and adultfriendfinder.com. Some would say this is an impossible contraction.

How can you offer dating services to Christians and those looking to cheat on their spouses (what would seem to be the objective of adultfriendfinder in some people's view).

Well, I would ask, are there any less Christians cheating on their spouses? It's all about money and that, I think Penthouse is very good at making!

That might be like me asking McDonalds to drop French fries at their fast food outlets! Well, there is one difference.... dropping the French fries would be good for everyone's health.

Dropping porno movies from the hotel's TV lineup will do little to help anyone. Now, the group claims that the porno movies creates a "sexualized climate that puts men, women and children at risk."

Could it be that without the availability of such movies, hotel patrons might be more inclined to seek out the services of prostitutes and therefore increase the risks at the hotels by bringing that criminal element in?

Don't show them a stock portfolio, show them an erotic photo portfolio!

The report claims that when homosexual men see erotic photos they are more likely to take bigger financial risks.

This response is apparently because the photos stimulate a portion of the brain associated with anticipation of reward!

In contrast photos of office supplies prompted a neutral response.

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There are plenty of other places that use wireless video cameras so you could get an eye full, by accident... or on purpose!

A WSB TV report have some examples:

• A lingerie modeling business: Women dressed in robes and skimpy bikinis greeted male customers... then ushered them into back rooms for private entertainment
• A strip club dressing room...

If you just like to watch.. maybe a rearview camera can satifsy all your fantasies! Rearview Cameras Can Capture More Than You Think

If you simply too your shirt or your pants off, that would hardly be stripping.

So, in Sarasota County, Florida, it seems that strippers will no longer be strippers... as they'll need to stay covered with g-strings and nipple pasties!

However, the patrons will be able to drink, and maybe in the end a drunk can't tell the difference between nipples and pasties or g-strings or not.

Strippers must at least wear a G-string.

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Now I read an article on law.com, Winging It: GC for Hooters Franchisee Leads Lobbying, Legal Team, about they various legal efforts to open establishments.

The article says,

"A lot of people believe we are adult entertainment when we are not."

Now, since a large focus on the article is about Hooter's obtaining a liquor license... I just wonder who they believe will be buying the beer? 8 year olds? Ah, gee, I guess the minimum drinking age is 21, so that means that it will be ADULTS!

Now, on to the next possible phase of "adult entertainment" the drooling over the big boobs and jiggly tits of their waitresses. The article says:

Among customers, Gessner admits, the uniforms may create a "sexually charged" atmosphere.

Now, it would seem to be that the objective of any adult entertainment business is to do just that... create a sexually charged atmosphere... and then the good establishments will offer a method of release as well!

So, it seems that Hooters is in fact a very poor excuse for "adult entertainment" they may just get you drunk, sexually charged up and send you on your way.

I guess they have the perfect formula for a brothel except their missing the last (and most important) step. I'll leave that to your imagination!

When bingo was recategorized from family to adult entertainment, a chain was broken in the bingo rite of passage, youngsters no longer started progressing through the bingo ranks, and the bingo halls have steadily become dominated by seniors.

The article in the Pincher Creek Echo has noted how Bingo attendance and revenue for the non-profit groups it has supported has been steadily declining with various changes.. first no-smoking in the bingo hall, second minimum age to play 18 years old, and finally its reclassification as adult entertainment.

Now, my recommendation to get Bingo and the revenue back on track in Canada, now that it's classified as adult entertainment... make it adult entertainment for real! Rather than cash prizes they could offer strip bingo, lap dances and certificates for brothels! The ideas are almost endless and sure to bring the interest and revenue back to Bingo.