In Vassalboro, Maine everyone will have to be fully clothed to report to work except for the employees of the town's only topless coffee shop.
The town manager says they are crafting a nudity ordinance in response to people being pissed about the opening of the grand View Topless Coffee Shop, but the ordinance won't even affect the coffee shop employees because they would be grandfathered because they already have a town permit.
What's the point then folks?
News: VASSALBORO: Nudity ordinance in works