Hey this is some funny stuff...it looks like the Devon and Cornwall Constabulary has really hit the mark themselves when it comes to adult entertainment.
Heck, I am entertained and I am sitting on the couch in my living room! These people came up with 39 rules that Richard Netherton had to comply with to operate his new pole dancing club on the Barbican.
Not only have they outdone themselves creating some of the stupidest rules I have ever read, but the comments by the locals are absolutely astounding! I guess the locals' beef is that the new club is right outside the doors to their homes.
Good job guys on these rules you come up with....for example:
One rule states that no one under the age of 21 will be permitted in the premises (that rule is in big CAPITAL LETTERS...that is except for the dancers who only have to be 18! oops
This includes the young men that are returning from serving their country by going to Afghanistan at 18 years of age who can't get in to watch some girls dancing because they are not 21. Wow
There is some great comedy stuff here. One resident says that now they should start up a ladies club where they get to watch hot young studs dancin on the pole and then go home to their clapped out (is there a lot of that there?), unfit, boring old farts at home! Hahahahah That is great!
Oh and I forgot, only members are allowed to go in. And...oh yeah, to become a member you have to provide your full name, address and proof of identity where it will be added to the "Membership Book" which has to be signed in whenever said member decides to visit the club.
That is...except for the members of the licensing committee and police officers who get to watch it all for free in the comfort of their squad rooms or whatever since one of the rules says everything has to be caught live on CCTV and tapes have to be provided to the cops anytime they ask. Priceless
News: New pole dance club on Plymouth's Barbican must comply with 39 conditions
