Kinky Pals Adult Entertainment News May Archive

Grafton, North Dakota has a problem it seems. The town has outlawed topless dancing, strippers, etc in bars. But, now they seem to have an even bigger problem... mixed martial arts!

Ryan has a question: What do you find worse, strippers or mixed martial arts?

Of course this is a stupid question... it is not an either or kind of question. I don't think that strippers and mixed martial arts satisfy the same desires.

Strippers would seem offer some degree of sexual satisfaction or lease to get someone sexually charged up! Mixed martial arts on the other hand would hardly seem to be sexually satisfying but might give us that rush of violence we so desperately need as a society.

Now, I have a proposal for Grafton. Let's merge the two events.

We can have a grand show of naked women performing mixed martial arts. Now, that will satisfy everyone's needs.

Opps, well, it won't satisfy the need of those that need to control how others are entertained.

Let's not ask which activity you find more objectionable, how objectionable is the government when is crosses the line into being out of control.

If you simply too your shirt or your pants off, that would hardly be stripping.

So, in Sarasota County, Florida, it seems that strippers will no longer be strippers... as they'll need to stay covered with g-strings and nipple pasties!

However, the patrons will be able to drink, and maybe in the end a drunk can't tell the difference between nipples and pasties or g-strings or not.

Strippers must at least wear a G-string.